Posts Tagged ‘molestation’

Today, attorney Joseph Amendola, on behalf of accused child molester and former Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky, gave an impromptu news conference on the courthouse steps and announced that those who think Sandusky is a child molester should call “1-800-REALITY.”

“Anyone who is naive enough to think for a minute that Tim Curley, Joe Paterno and Gary Schultz and, for that matter, Graham Spanier, the university president, were told by Mike McQueary that he observed Jerry Sandusky having anal sex with a 10-year-old-looking kid in a shower at Penn State or Penn State property and their response was to simply tell Jerry Sandusky that, ‘Don’t go in the shower room any more with kids.’ I suggest you dial 1-800-REALITY. Because that makes absolutely no sense, ” said Amendola.

No, 1-800-REALITY isn’t Sandusky’s home phone number, however it may be a number that Sandusky is familiar with because it happens to be an actual gay sex line.

… I can already imagine the sarcastic headlines and Sandusky jokes.

Here’s an original one from yours truly: Have you heard of the other non-profit organization that Sandusky is involved with? It’s called the National Association for Marketing Big League Athletes – otherwise know as NAMBLA.

I guess it ain’t called the “Happy Valley” for nothing.

source – Yahoo!